Dewmonic Abyss

Carpetbagger really just tried to peddle to his audience that what he does is hard work LOL Check out the official Dewmonic Abyss website: https://www.dewmonicabyss.com/ Support the channel on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewmonicabyss USE CODE EYEPATCH TO GET 10% OFF DUBBY ENERGY: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/Eyepatch?ref=A0a45t8mHderu BUY MY QUALITY MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/dewmonicabyss/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dewmonic-Abyss-1287216077978264/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dewmonic_Abyss Consider donating to support the channel: https://www.paypal.me/dewmonicabyss Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for Fair Use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any attempt to claim and falsely DMCA is illegal and will be countered. Please do not use this video to justify going out of your way to harass another content creator.

Jacob the Carpetbagger travels to Hawaii. Check out the official Dewmonic Abyss website: https://www.dewmonicabyss.com/ Support the channel on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewmonicabyss USE CODE EYEPATCH TO GET 10% OFF DUBBY ENERGY: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/Eyepatch?ref=A0a45t8mHderu BUY MY QUALITY MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/dewmonicabyss/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dewmonic-Abyss-1287216077978264/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dewmonic_Abyss Consider donating to support the channel: https://www.paypal.me/dewmonicabyss Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for Fair Use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any attempt to claim and falsely DMCA is illegal and will be countered. Please do not use this video to justify going out of your way to harass another content creator.

Carpetbagger emptily virtue signals about the LGBT, is too afraid to be a guest with Boogie2988 and Keemstar on LolcowLive, and once again addreses the trolls while otherwise silently collecting super chats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjpaG2QEiTw Check out the official Dewmonic Abyss website: https://www.dewmonicabyss.com/ Support the channel on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewmonicabyss USE CODE EYEPATCH TO GET 10% OFF DUBBY ENERGY: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/Eyepatch?ref=A0a45t8mHderu BUY MY QUALITY MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/dewmonicabyss/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dewmonic-Abyss-1287216077978264/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dewmonic_Abyss Consider donating to support the channel: https://www.paypal.me/dewmonicabyss Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for Fair Use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any attempt to claim and falsely DMCA is illegal and will be countered. Please do not use this video to justify going out of your way to harass another content creator.

Carpetbagger's fans are deluded into thinking Ernest Hemingway would have wrote short stories about his adventure. Well, I've got the next best thing! A ballad that sums up the best of the trip! [Lyrics - Written by Dewmonic Abyss] Well Jacob told Jenny, “I gotta go,” Every playground from Minnesota to Key West he had to show! Jenny begged him, tears in her eyes, “Don’t leave me here, my lupus hurts so bad I can’t disguise.” But Jacob shook his head and said, “The show must go on!” From March to May, every jungle gym's where I belong. He rode from slide to slide, fell on a kid or two, While Jenny’s heart was breakin’—she didn’t know what to do. Jenny wanted her man back, so she packed her car, Headed for the airport, but didn’t get far. She hit a wreck on the way, the pain was real, But Jacob told her, “Walk it off, babe, I got vlogs to film!” She cried and cried, “Please come on home,” But Jacob said, “Sorry, Jenn, my views are low.” “There’s a McDonald’s sign I gotta get on tape, Over a billion sold, isn't that great! From March to May, every playground’s his stage, While Jenny’s sittin’ at home, cryin’ out in rage. He filmed every swing, every slide, every ride, But forgot the one who always stood by his side. He forgot the one who always stood by his side...

After I uploaded a video pointing out that Jacob the Carpetbagger essentially left his girlfriend to her own devices after getting into a car accident, Aaron Fechter of the Rockafire Explosion updated the eBay page of the Carpetbagger Dolls to market him as an INfamous YouTuber and that the dolls are going straight to the dumpster!

Carpetbagger's drunk shenanigans. After being criticized for the community for leaving his girlfriend to fend for herself after getting into a car accident, Jacob the Carpetbagger has been doing drunk livestreams in Key West yelling at people that call him out for his pathetic display. Jenny Penny needs to leave him at this point. Support the channel on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewmonicabyss USE CODE EYEPATCH TO GET 10% OFF DUBBY ENERGY: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/Eyepatch?ref=A0a45t8mHderu BUY MY QUALITY MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/dewmonicabyss/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dewmonic-Abyss-1287216077978264/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dewmonic_Abyss Consider donating to support the channel: https://www.paypal.me/dewmonicabyss Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for Fair Use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any attempt to claim and falsely DMCA is illegal and will be countered. Please do not use this video to justify going out of your way to harass another content creator.

Jenny Penny has had quite the string of bad luck this year, being left home alone to deal with a home flooded by a hurricane, getting into a car accident with an 8 car pile up.. Both times, her boyfriend Jacob the Carpetbagger was nowhere to be seen. Could there be a more sinister reason behind this string of bad luck? Did Jacob leave his beloved home alone with a cursed doll?

After Jacob the Carpetbagger publicly decided to proceed with his road trip vlog after his girlfriend Jenny got into an 8 car pileup, he was grilled by his community for not coming home to look after her. Jenny RESPONDS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_7ZbPchVmE Support the channel on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewmonicabyss USE CODE EYEPATCH TO GET 10% OFF DUBBY ENERGY: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/Eyepatch?ref=A0a45t8mHderu BUY MY QUALITY MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/dewmonicabyss/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dewmonic-Abyss-1287216077978264/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dewmonic_Abyss Consider donating to support the channel: https://www.paypal.me/dewmonicabyss Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for Fair Use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any attempt to claim and falsely DMCA is illegal and will be countered. Please do not use this video to justify going out of your way to harass another content creator.

Jacob the Carpetbagger is in hot water with his audience as of late because him and Jenny Penny revealed that she got into a car accident. Instead of flying home to take care of her... THE SHOW MUST GO ON! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ix1_mcXL0w Support the channel on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dewmonicabyss USE CODE EYEPATCH TO GET 10% OFF DUBBY ENERGY: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/Eyepatch?ref=A0a45t8mHderu BUY MY QUALITY MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/dewmonicabyss/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dewmonic-Abyss-1287216077978264/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dewmonic_Abyss Consider donating to support the channel: https://www.paypal.me/dewmonicabyss Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for Fair Use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any attempt to claim and falsely DMCA is illegal and will be countered. Please do not use this video to justify going out of your way to harass another content creator.