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02:45

Hey, Jacob! Leave Them Kids Alone! (Pink Floyd Parody) ft. Carpetbagger

Parody of "Another Brick In The Wall" by Pink Floyd Another Creep At The Park ft. Jacob the Carpetbagger Lyrics written by Dewmonic Abyss Children's Choir provided by Drexler D on Fiverr [Lyrics] We don't need your midlife crisis We don't want you filming here Quit pretending this is wholesome Jacob, leave them kids alone Hey, Jacob, leave them kids alone All in all, you're just another creep at the park All in all, you're just another creep at the park We don't need your midlife crisis We don't want you filming here Quit pretending this is wholesome Jacob, leave them kids alone Hey, Jacob, leave us kids alone All in all, you're just another creep at the park All in all, you're just another creep at the park

04:30

Carpetbagger FALLS on a Child...

On today's vlog to Storyland in New Orleans, Jacob the Carpetbagger climbs on a playground with a bunch of little kids and nearly flattens one into a pancake. Is it time to stay away from the kiddie attractions?

05:12

Two Guys One Cup

NO ONE LISTENED TO ME: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RI24Vq7YsUE On this episode of The Walking Diabetic, Jacob the Carpetbagger and Adam the Woo share a teacup... Will Dewmonic be able to continue this series without descending into complete and utter insanity?

00:35

The Walking Diabetic

NEW SERIES COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR POPCORN (ft. Jacob the Carpetbagger)

19:45

Welcome Aboard The Black Dagger

The Black Dagger- Official Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ASMmwmy2U9 Welcome to The Black Dagger. USE CODE EYEPATCH TO GET 10% OFF DUBBY ENERGY: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/Eyepatch?ref=A0a45t8mHderu BUY MY QUALITY MERCH: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/dewmonicabyss/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dewmonic-Abyss-1287216077978264/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dewmonic_Abyss Consider donating to support the channel: https://www.paypal.me/dewmonicabyss Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for Fair Use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Any attempt to claim and falsely DMCA is illegal and will be countered. Please do not use this video to justify going out of your way to harass another content creator.

00:57

The Black Dagger RETURNS

The Black Dagger has RETURNED. New show coming soon... Join the server here: https://discord.gg/ASMmwmy2U9

14:17

Troll Patrol Struck and Doxxed

A video weighing in on the recent drama surrounding Troll Patrol/Roland, Videobob Moseley, and Jordan the Lion.

08:50

How Dewmonic Got Involved with Carpetbagger and Aaron Fechter

Watch the full interview on @CEtalkshow here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6USL6sLOQQ0

01:26

We caught him GOONING

Subscribe to @SchizoTheatre (SHAMELESS PLUG) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqFiKpnREOs

About

My name is William Childs

I'm the one and only Dewmonic Abyss. Throughout my time on YouTube, I've made a name for myself in the Bottom of YouTube, Animatronic Community (mainly Rockafire Explosion, Chuck E. Cheese, and Five Nights at Freddy's), and Diceorg as a commentary channel. I gave a voice and a platform to many and strive to deliver you scrubs some quality content.